Fetzogbastbab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional dove.

Fetzogbastbab created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetzogbastbab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fetzogbastbab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fetzogbastbab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fetzogbastbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fetzogbastbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.