Ortdabbif Donflagbat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast unicorn.

Ortdabbif Donflagbat created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortdabbif Donflagbat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ortdabbif Donflagbat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ortdabbif Donflagbat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ortdabbif Donflagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ortdabbif Donflagbat's priests.

2. Never wear yellow coats.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Do not listen to music.
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