Villegrow is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent
zebra.
Villegrow created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Villegrow, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Villegrow, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Villegrow's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Villegrow's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your head.
2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never eat coconuts.
4. Villegrow loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.