Cutcunbinmap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm fairy.

Cutcunbinmap created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcunbinmap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutcunbinmap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cutcunbinmap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cutcunbinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. You must pray to Cutcunbinmap five times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the east.

5. Never talk about enzymes.
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