Rannullist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable monkey.

Rannullist created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rannullist, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rannullist, it will strike you with lightening.

Rannullist's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rannullist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Do not keep nine seals in a large pit.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always wear black.