Vidbemdon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless giraffe.

Vidbemdon created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbemdon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vidbemdon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vidbemdon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vidbemdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vidbemdon's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.