Bogcutkab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud ferret.

Bogcutkab created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcutkab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogcutkab, it will ignore you.

Bogcutkab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bogcutkab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Always help shrews.