Zaksterrotwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous parrot.

Zaksterrotwit created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaksterrotwit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zaksterrotwit, he will turn you into a slug.

Zaksterrotwit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zaksterrotwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about spacetime.