Nilldotkin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced rat.

Nilldotkin created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldotkin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilldotkin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nilldotkin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nilldotkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Nilldotkin loves geese, so they must be honoured.