Foblappon Afquatsisquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish cat.

Foblappon Afquatsisquill created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foblappon Afquatsisquill, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Foblappon Afquatsisquill, she will turn you into a tree.

Foblappon Afquatsisquill's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Foblappon Afquatsisquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not take Foblappon Afquatsisquill's name in vain.

3. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never wear green shirts.