Lenyokbem is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring mongoose.

Lenyokbem created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenyokbem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenyokbem, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lenyokbem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lenyokbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shave your face.