Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever fly.

Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin, he will remove you from existence.

Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin.

2. Put Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Cipsandtad Vedzagtaggemcin's name in vain.

5. Always help sick ants.