Didbegvag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage dolphin.

Didbegvag created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbegvag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didbegvag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Didbegvag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Didbegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.