Bograksid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane wren.

Bograksid created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bograksid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bograksid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bograksid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bograksid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing orange shorts and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never feed aubergines to grasshopers while wearing white skirts.