Stafcipbog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing bee.

Stafcipbog created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stafcipbog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stafcipbog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Stafcipbog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stafcipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.