Pogdobnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent giraffe.

Pogdobnut created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdobnut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogdobnut, it will turn you into a slug.

Pogdobnut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pogdobnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Pogdobnut.