Flistabmatbetdod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic clam.

Flistabmatbetdod created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flistabmatbetdod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flistabmatbetdod, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flistabmatbetdod's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flistabmatbetdod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed nuts to goats while wearing dresses.

3. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.