Cidjinfas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective dragon.

Cidjinfas created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidjinfas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidjinfas, it will turn you into a rat.

Cidjinfas' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cidjinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to snakes while wearing rings.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cidjinfas.

4. Cidjinfas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry rats.