Japwapfat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind wren.

Japwapfat created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Japwapfat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Japwapfat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Japwapfat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Japwapfat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four great tits approach from the north.

2. Never feed cherries to dolphins while wearing brown dresses.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing gray skirts and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

4. Never leap near goats.

5. Always look after injured eagles.