Citbonjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, smart slug.

Citbonjon created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbonjon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Citbonjon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Citbonjon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Citbonjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. You must love Citbonjon.

5. Always help sick great tits.