Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent yak.

Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest, she will destroy your home planet.

Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hubpiblabwatstaftonkgidbest loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never hurt swans.