Fetrigfas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-assured fish.

Fetrigfas created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetrigfas, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fetrigfas, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fetrigfas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fetrigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Put Fetrigfas first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fetrigfas.

5. Never talk about galaxies.