Midjenzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong camel.

Midjenzag created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midjenzag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midjenzag, she will torture you forever.

Midjenzag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Midjenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing turquoise kilts.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.