Lip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witless hedgehog.

Lip created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will turn you into a worm.

Lip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.