Omtvingov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless wombat.

Omtvingov created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvingov, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Omtvingov, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Omtvingov's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Omtvingov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Hide if five sharks approach from the south.

5. Do not dye your hair black.