Gumlistlist is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart
mole.
Gumlistlist created the Sol system two years ago.
If you believe in
Gumlistlist, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Gumlistlist, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Gumlistlist's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Gumlistlist's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ultrasonics near bats while wearing red hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.
2. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing blue shoes and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.
3. Always obey Gumlistlist's priests.
4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
5. Never feed lots of turnips to whales while wearing purple rings.