Bugjadcedbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Bugjadcedbiss created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugjadcedbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugjadcedbiss, she will turn you into a dog.

Bugjadcedbiss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bugjadcedbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.