Cumhonrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish dove.

Cumhonrull created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumhonrull, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cumhonrull, it will be very sad.

Cumhonrull's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cumhonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cumhonrull's name in vain.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.