Camlidtit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow rat.

Camlidtit created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Camlidtit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camlidtit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camlidtit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Camlidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.