Rillitlat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud seal.

Rillitlat created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillitlat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rillitlat, it will cry a lot.

Rillitlat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rillitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white sheep for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never talk about special relativity.