Capbemjop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident mole.

Capbemjop created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbemjop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Capbemjop, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Capbemjop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Capbemjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if nine rats approach from the east.

5. Never think about stars.