Mutcathab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest bee.

Mutcathab created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcathab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mutcathab, he will remove you from existence.

Mutcathab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mutcathab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mutcathab nine times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.