Bifbumlop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent ferret.

Bifbumlop created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbumlop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bifbumlop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bifbumlop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bifbumlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.