Wipflis is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced wyvern.

Wipflis created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipflis, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wipflis, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wipflis' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wipflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Wipflis loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.