Bonkgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart goat.

Bonkgom created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonkgom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bonkgom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bonkgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing gray ear rings.

5. Hide if nine pigs approach from the north.