Bighit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical wyvern.

Bighit created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Bighit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bighit, it will ignore you.

Bighit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bighit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing blue stockings and balancing four copper spheres on your face.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.