Zogfomwot is a god.
It takes the form of a large, strong
narwhal.
Zogfomwot created life seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zogfomwot, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Zogfomwot, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Zogfomwot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Zogfomwot's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Never hurt mites.
3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
4. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing shoes.
5. Never write about dwarf planets.