Joncunrill is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever jellyfish.

Joncunrill created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Joncunrill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Joncunrill, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Joncunrill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Joncunrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.