Lidnellnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish badger.

Lidnellnarl created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lidnellnarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidnellnarl, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lidnellnarl's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Lidnellnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing purple coats and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Lidnellnarl three times a day.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.