Fonmidnabzed is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, confident
gerbil.
Fonmidnabzed created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fonmidnabzed, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fonmidnabzed, it will cry a lot.
Fonmidnabzed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Fonmidnabzed's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fonmidnabzed in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Fonmidnabzed must be the most important thing in your life.