Dagfodban is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish clam.

Dagfodban created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagfodban, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dagfodban, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dagfodban's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dagfodban's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Dagfodban loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.