Stragdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty alligator.

Stragdog created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stragdog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragdog, it will turn you into a slug.

Stragdog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stragdog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Stragdog loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragdog.

5. Always help swans in need.
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