Hinripduss is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous
squid.
Hinripduss created the Sol system four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinripduss, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Hinripduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Hinripduss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Hinripduss' Holy Commandments1. Never think about optics near rats while wearing mauve boots and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your hands.
2. You must love Hinripduss.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not chop down trees.