Hinripduss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous squid.

Hinripduss created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinripduss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinripduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hinripduss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hinripduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near rats while wearing mauve boots and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. You must love Hinripduss.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.