Sitsugkem is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable weasel.

Sitsugkem created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitsugkem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitsugkem, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sitsugkem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sitsugkem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray mice, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Worship no other gods but Sitsugkem.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sitsugkem on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.