Sithanxincat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain zebra.

Sithanxincat created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sithanxincat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sithanxincat, she will come to you in dreams.

Sithanxincat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sithanxincat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing violet boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Never pour water over plants.