Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind shrew.

Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon, she will think nothing of it.

Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to ants while wearing pink trousers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sigyarpnurt Hastettigon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if four horses approach from the west.
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