Tonfobquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent mouse.

Tonfobquaf created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonfobquaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tonfobquaf, he will make you grow a tail.

Tonfobquaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tonfobquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Retreat if six pigs approach from the north.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not listen to music.
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