Sabyamsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast dragonfly.

Sabyamsis created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Sabyamsis, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabyamsis, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sabyamsis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sabyamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not take Sabyamsis' name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.