Jabwitdam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow deer.

Jabwitdam created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabwitdam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabwitdam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Jabwitdam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jabwitdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Jabwitdam.