Jabwitdam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, slow
deer.
Jabwitdam created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jabwitdam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Jabwitdam, he will turn you into a hamster.
Jabwitdam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Jabwitdam's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. You must love Jabwitdam.