Mingigtar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident weasel.

Mingigtar created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mingigtar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mingigtar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Mingigtar's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mingigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing mauve rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear green dresses.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
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